Andreas Cooper

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

4 earned · 10 still out of reach.

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

Season by season

1. 2025All Brakes No Gas - Dre▲ promoted into Premiership T15-9 · 2,270 pts · finished 77
2. 2024All Gas No Brakes - Dre 👑Championship T213-1 · 2,708 pts · Champion1
3. 2023All Gas No BrakesChampionship T212-2 · 2,884 pts · finished 44
4. 2022All Gas No BrakesPremiership T15-9 · 2,229 pts · finished 1313
5. 2021All Gas No BrakesPremiership T111-3 · 2,460 pts · Third3
6. 2020All Gas No BrakesPremiership T18-5 · 2,176 pts · finished 44
7. 2019Started at the bottomPremiership T17-6 · 2,135 pts · finished 44
8. 2018Hingle McCringleberryPremiership T17-6 · 2,564 pts · finished 66
9. 2017Playoffs or DiePremiership T15-8 · 2,057 pts · finished 1313
10. 2016Championship RunPremiership T16-7 · 2,311 pts · finished 88
11. 2015Watt me whip Watt me JJPremiership T18-6 · 2,806 pts · finished 44
12. 2014Big BluePremiership T112-2 · 3,055 pts · Champion1
13. 2013Big BluePremiership T17-7 · 3,228 pts · finished 55

Honours

• 2024 Championship

  Champion

• 2021 Premiership

  Third

• 2014 Premiership

  Champion

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

1. D2025 Premiership · W16 · with Jireh NgaruheGot DJ Moore · Gave Michael CarterRough. Very rough.
2. A-2024 Championship · W4 · with Chris SeibtGot Jauan Jennings; Justin Fields · Gave Rome OdunzeWon it comfortably.
3. A-2024 Championship · W12 · with Ben TuiGot Justin Herbert · Gave Matthew Stafford; Javonte WilliamsWon it comfortably.
4. B-2023 Championship · W3 · with Hamish JardinGot Michael Pittman · Gave Garrett WilsonMarginal win.
5. B-2023 Championship · W3 · with Hamish JardinGot A.J. Brown · Gave Raheem Mostert; Gabe DavisMarginal win.
6. C-2023 Championship · W16 · with Andy CoyleGot Dalton Kincaid · Gave Matthew StaffordSlightly fleeced.
7. D2022 Premiership · W10 · with Caleb LoveGot Jaylen Warren (RB) · Gave Adam Thielen (WR)Rough. Very rough.
8. C2022 Premiership · W4 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Joe Mixon (RB); Rondale Moore (WR) · Gave Devin Singletary (RB); Rashod Bateman (WR); James Cook (RB)Nothing happened.
9. A-2021 Premiership · W8 · with Clarrence MolinyeweGot Tyler Higbee (TE); Christian McCaffrey (RB); Chuba Hubbard (RB) · Gave Mark Andrews (TE); Deebo Samuel (WR); Elijah Mitchell (RB)Won it comfortably.
10. C2021 Premiership · W9 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Odell Beckham Jr. (WR) · Gave Adrian Peterson (RB); Carlos Hyde (RB)Nothing happened.
11. B2020 Premiership · W8 · with Simon BarnesGot John Johnson (DB) · Gave Jerick McKinnon (RB)Solid bit of business.
12. C-2020 Premiership · W12 · with Andy CoyleGot Kenny Golladay (WR) · Gave Ben Roethlisberger (QB)Slightly fleeced.
13. B2019 Premiership · W5 · with Simon BarnesGot Stefon Diggs (WR) · Gave Larry Fitzgerald (WR); Tarik Cohen (RB)Solid bit of business.
14. B-2018 Premiership · W5 · with Sam RobertsonGot Demarcus Lawrence (DL) · Gave Marshawn Lynch (RB); DeForest Buckner (DL)Marginal win.
15. B2018 Premiership · W7 · with Eli ReidGot O.J. Howard (TE) · Gave Alec Ogletree (LB)Solid bit of business.
16. B2018 Premiership · W7 · with Eli ReidGot John Brown (WR) · Gave Duke Johnson (RB)Solid bit of business.
17. C-2018 Premiership · W1 · with Gavin de WitGot Cameron Jordan (DL) · Gave Khalil Mack (LB)Slightly fleeced.
18. A2018 Premiership · W8 · with Andy CoyleGot Allen Robinson (WR); Derrick Henry (RB) · Gave Cooper Kupp (WR)Highway robbery.
19. B2018 Premiership · W9 · with Eli ReidGot Duke Johnson (RB) · Gave Nyheim Hines (RB)Solid bit of business.
20. D2018 Premiership · W9 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Von Miller (LB) · Gave Cameron Jordan (DL)Rough. Very rough.
21. C-2018 Premiership · W11 · with Gavin de WitGot Lavonte David (LB); Melvin Gordon (RB) · Gave Duke Johnson (RB); Saquon Barkley (RB)Slightly fleeced.
22. C2018 Premiership · W13 · with Samuel ChalkGot Todd Gurley (RB) · Gave Melvin Gordon (RB); Michael Thomas (WR)Nothing happened.
23. B-2018 Premiership · W13 · with Duhan BarnardGot Baker Mayfield (QB); Gus Edwards (RB) · Gave Ben Roethlisberger (QB); Avery Williamson (LB); Derrick Henry (RB)Marginal win.
24. B2018 Premiership · W3 · with Simon BarnesGot Sony Michel (RB) · Gave Randall Cobb (WR); Harrison Smith (DB)Solid bit of business.
25. C-2017 Premiership · W4 · with Eli ReidGot Jordan Matthews (WR) · Gave Donte Moncrief (WR)Slightly fleeced.
26. F2017 Premiership · W4 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Dez Bryant (WR) · Gave DeAndre Hopkins (WR)Hall of shame material.
27. C2017 Premiership · W5 · with Jamie RobertsonGot Jerick McKinnon (RB) · Gave Charles Clay (TE)Nothing happened.
28. C-2017 Premiership · W7 · with Shannon HatchGot LeSean McCoy (RB) · Gave Matt Forte (RB); Demaryius Thomas (WR); Samaje Perine (RB)Slightly fleeced.
29. F2017 Premiership · W9 · with Samuel ChalkGot Cameron Jordan (DL) · Gave Robby Anderson (WR)Hall of shame material.
30. F2017 Premiership · W10 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Sterling Shepard (WR) · Gave Dez Bryant (WR)Hall of shame material.
31. F2017 Premiership · W13 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Justin Houston (LB) · Gave Jerick McKinnon (RB)Hall of shame material.
32. C-2017 Premiership · W13 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Demarcus Lawrence (DL) · Gave Rex Burkhead (RB); Myles Garrett (DL)Slightly fleeced.
33. B2016 Premiership · W6 · with Ben TuiGot Jeremy Maclin (WR); Frank Gore (RB) · Gave LeGarrette Blount (RB)Solid bit of business.
34. B2016 Premiership · W7 · with Ben TuiGot Brandon Marshall (WR) · Gave T.Y. Hilton (WR)Solid bit of business.
35. D2016 Premiership · W8 · with Jesse RobertsonGot DeSean Jackson (WR) · Gave Jeremy Maclin (WR)Rough. Very rough.
36. D2016 Premiership · W10 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Jeremy Maclin (WR); Jordan Howard (RB) · Gave Rob Gronkowski (TE); Jordan Matthews (WR)Rough. Very rough.
37. C-2016 Premiership · W10 · with RyanGot Alshon Jeffery (WR) · Gave Jason Witten (TE); Allen Robinson (WR)Slightly fleeced.
38. F2016 Premiership · W11 · with Sam RobertsonGot Russell Wilson (QB) · Gave Carson Palmer (QB); Alshon Jeffery (WR)Hall of shame material.
39. B-2016 Premiership · W11 · with Simon BarnesGot Jonathan Stewart (RB); Eric Ebron (TE) · Gave Zach Ertz (TE); Jordan Howard (RB)Marginal win.
40. B2016 Premiership · W2 · with Andy CoyleGot Arian Foster (RB); Tavon Austin (WR) · Gave DeMarco Murray (RB)Solid bit of business.
41. B-2016 Premiership · W4 · with Ben TuiGot Rob Gronkowski (TE); Jordan Matthews (WR) · Gave Brandon Marshall (WR); Jason Witten (TE); Frank Gore (RB)Marginal win.
42. C2015 Premiership · W5 · with Caleb LoveGot Russell Wilson (QB); Zach Ertz (TE); Devonta Freeman (RB) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Eli Manning (QB); Coby Fleener (TE)Nothing happened.
43. C-2015 Premiership · W6 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Ezekiel Ansah (DL); Brandin Cooks (WR) · Gave Frank Gore (RB)Slightly fleeced.
44. C2015 Premiership · W8 · with Shannon HatchGot Justin Forsett (RB); Demaryius Thomas (WR) · Gave Devonta Freeman (RB)Nothing happened.
45. D2015 Premiership · W8 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Reshad Jones (DB) · Gave Stephon Gilmore (DB); Donte Moncrief (WR)Rough. Very rough.
46. B-2015 Premiership · W9 · with Jamie RobertsonGot Tom Brady (QB) · Gave Justin Forsett (RB); Ryan Tannehill (QB); Brandin Cooks (WR)Marginal win.
47. B-2015 Premiership · W13 · with Duhan BarnardGot Drew Brees (QB) · Gave Russell Wilson (QB)Marginal win.
48. B2015 Premiership · W14 · with Gavin de WitGot Doug Martin (RB); Sammy Watkins (WR) · Gave Odell Beckham (WR); Todd Gurley (RB)Solid bit of business.
49. A-2015 Premiership · W4 · with Sam RobertsonGot Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Donte Moncrief (WR) · Gave Percy Harvin (WR); Calvin Johnson (WR)Won it comfortably.
50. D2015 Premiership · W4 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Odell Beckham (WR) · Gave Brandon Marshall (WR); Delanie Walker (TE); David Johnson (RB)Rough. Very rough.
51. A2014 Premiership · W5 · with Duhan BarnardGot Percy Harvin (WR); Heath Miller (TE) · Gave Martellus Bennett (TE)Highway robbery.
52. A2014 Premiership · W7 · with Shannon HatchGot Michael Crabtree (WR); Lamar Miller (RB) · Gave Randall Cobb (WR); Andre Williams (RB)Highway robbery.
53. A2014 Premiership · W1 · with Shannon HatchGot Randall Cobb (WR); Cameron Wake (DL); Andrew Luck (QB) · Gave Michael Crabtree (WR); Adrian Clayborn (DL); Peyton Manning (QB)Highway robbery.
54. A-2014 Premiership · W2 · with Samuel ChalkGot James Starks (RB) · Gave Andre Williams (RB)Won it comfortably.
55. C-2013 Premiership · W5 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Victor Cruz (WR) · Gave Darren Sproles (RB)Slightly fleeced.
56. B-2013 Premiership · W6 · with Shannon HatchGot Coby Fleener (TE) · Gave Sidney Rice (WR); Robert Woods (WR)Marginal win.
57. B-2013 Premiership · W6 · with JamesGot Muhammad Wilkerson (DL) · Gave Jerod Mayo (LB)Marginal win.
58. B-2013 Premiership · W7 · with JamesGot Ray Rice (RB) · Gave Bilal Powell (RB); Scott Chandler (TE)Marginal win.
59. B-2013 Premiership · W7 · with Shannon HatchGot Ben Roethlisberger (QB) · Gave Anquan Boldin (WR); Joseph Randle (RB)Marginal win.
60. B-2013 Premiership · W8 · with Shannon HatchGot Anquan Boldin (WR) · Gave Mike James (RB)Marginal win.
61. B-2013 Premiership · W9 · with Shannon HatchGot Dez Bryant (WR) · Gave Harry Douglas (WR); Fred Jackson (RB)Marginal win.
62. —2013 Premiership · with JamesGot Vernon Davis (TE) · Gave Martellus Bennett (TE); Eli Manning (QB)Vetoed by the commissioner. Shameful.
63. C2013 Premiership · W10 · with Ben KendrewGot Mario Williams (DL) · Gave Mike James (RB)Nothing happened.
64. C2013 Premiership · W10 · with JamesGot Vernon Davis (TE) · Gave Tony Gonzalez (TE); Ben Roethlisberger (QB)Nothing happened.
65. D2013 Premiership · W2 · with Samuel ChalkGot Miles Austin (WR) · Gave Shane Vereen (RB)Rough. Very rough.
66. —2013 Premiership · with Shannon HatchGot Peyton Manning (QB) · Gave Andre Brown (RB); Andrew Luck (QB); Bobby Rainey (RB)Vetoed by the commissioner. Shameful.
67. C2013 Premiership · W12 · with Shannon HatchGot Peyton Manning (QB) · Gave Jarrett Boykin (WR); Andrew Luck (QB); Zac Stacy (RB)Nothing happened.
68. D2013 Premiership · W12 · with Jesse RobertsonGot C.J. Spiller (RB); Brandon Marshall (WR) · Gave Ray Rice (RB); Dez Bryant (WR)Rough. Very rough.
69. C-2013 Premiership · W12 · with Ben KendrewGot Sean Lee (LB) · Gave Ryan Kerrigan (LB); Eli Manning (QB); Olivier Vernon (DL)Slightly fleeced.
70. D2013 Premiership · W2 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Anquan Boldin (WR) · Gave Arian Foster (RB)Rough. Very rough.
71. C-2013 Premiership · W3 · with Samuel ChalkGot Eli Manning (QB) · Gave Matt Schaub (QB); Marlon Brown (WR)Slightly fleeced.
72. —2013 Premiership · with Jeremy BorlandGot Bernard Pierce (RB) · Gave Fred Jackson (RB)Vetoed by the commissioner. Shameful.
73. C-2013 Premiership · W4 · with Samuel ChalkGot DeAndre Hopkins (WR) · Gave Andre Johnson (WR)Slightly fleeced.
74. C-2013 Premiership · W4 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Darren Sproles (RB) · Gave Ben Tate (RB)Slightly fleeced.
75. C-2013 Premiership · W4 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Sidney Rice (WR); Santana Moss (WR) · Gave Reggie Wayne (WR)Slightly fleeced.

Head to head

• Jesse Robertson10–5
• Gavin de Wit6–9
• Sam Robertson6–6
• Jeremy Borland7–4
• Andy Coyle5–6
• Simon Barnes7–3
• Caleb Love6–4
• Eli Reid5–4
• Cameron Richardson4–5
• Shannon Hatch4–5
• Jamie Robertson6–2
• Clarrence Molinyewe4–4