Simon Barnes

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

4 earned · 10 still out of reach.

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

Season by season

1. 2025Premiere 's SackChampionship T25-9 · 2,389 pts · finished 77
2. 2024Premiere 's SackChampionship T29-5 · 2,766 pts · finished 44
3. 2023Premiere 's SackChampionship T24-10 · 2,566 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon12
4. 2022Premier's Sack▼ relegated into Championship T28-6 · 2,401 pts · finished 77
5. 2021Expensive SacksPremiership T14-10 · 2,118 pts · finished 16 · wooden spoon16
6. 2020Uncomfortable TesticlesPremiership T11-12 · 1,786 pts · finished 1313
7. 2019Flaccid DiddlePremiership T13-10 · 1,722 pts · finished 1212
8. 2018Davoin Shower-HandelPremiership T14-9 · 2,202 pts · finished 1111
9. 2017The Flying TitsPremiership T16-7 · 1,908 pts · finished 1212
10. 2016The Close BosomsPremiership T14-9 · 2,150 pts · finished 1010

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

1. B2025 Championship · W1 · with Chris SeibtGot Rhamondre Stevenson; Romeo Doubs · Gave Jerry JeudySolid bit of business.
2. C-2025 Championship · W1 · with Lucas HortonGot Cooper Kupp; Tony Pollard; DeVonta Smith · Gave CeeDee LambSlightly fleeced.
3. B-2024 Championship · W4 · with Fraser ReidGot CeeDee Lamb · Gave DK Metcalf; Rashid ShaheedMarginal win.
4. B-2024 Championship · W10 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Hunter Henry; A.J. Brown; Justin Jefferson · Gave DeAndre Hopkins; Aaron Jones; Deebo Samuel; Darnell MooneyMarginal win.
5. B2024 Championship · W11 · with BryanGot Khalil Shakir; Chase Brown · Gave CeeDee Lamb; DeMario DouglasSolid bit of business.
6. B-2024 Championship · W17 · with Ben TuiGot Matthew Stafford · Gave Blake Cashman; Elijah MooreMarginal win.
7. C-2022 Championship · W11 · with John ParkerGot Chris Godwin (WR); Jamaal Williams (RB) · Gave David Njoku (TE); Ja'Marr Chase (WR)Slightly fleeced.
8. F2021 Premiership · W2 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Robert Tonyan (TE); Russell Gage (WR); Ty'Son Williams (RB) · Gave Derrick Henry (RB); Calvin Ridley (WR); T.J. Hockenson (TE)Hall of shame material.
9. F2021 Premiership · W1 · with Andy CoyleGot Haason Reddick (LB) · Gave Grady Jarrett (DL)Hall of shame material.
10. F2020 Premiership · W7 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Devonta Freeman (RB); David Johnson (RB); CeeDee Lamb (WR) · Gave Chris Godwin (WR); Josh Jacobs (RB)Hall of shame material.
11. D2020 Premiership · W8 · with Andreas CooperGot Jerick McKinnon (RB) · Gave John Johnson (DB)Rough. Very rough.
12. D2020 Premiership · W9 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Melvin Gordon (RB); Chris Godwin (WR); Eric Wilson (LB) · Gave Tyreek Hill (WR)Rough. Very rough.
13. D2020 Premiership · W10 · with Jireh NgaruheGot Adrian Peterson (RB); Mike Evans (WR); Brandin Cooks (WR); Chuck Clark (DB) · Gave Melvin Gordon (RB); Chris Godwin (WR)Rough. Very rough.
14. D2019 Premiership · W5 · with Andreas CooperGot Larry Fitzgerald (WR); Tarik Cohen (RB) · Gave Stefon Diggs (WR)Rough. Very rough.
15. C-2019 Premiership · W6 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Auden Tate (WR); Diontae Johnson (WR) · Gave Allen Robinson (WR)Slightly fleeced.
16. B-2019 Premiership · W8 · with Sam RobertsonGot Keenan Allen (WR); Phillip Lindsay (RB) · Gave Nick Chubb (RB)Marginal win.
17. D2019 Premiership · W11 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Adrian Peterson (RB); J.D. McKissic (RB) · Gave Phillip Lindsay (RB)Rough. Very rough.
18. D2018 Premiership · W4 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Tyler Eifert (TE); Leonard Fournette (RB); Chris Carson (RB) · Gave Stefon Diggs (WR); Kareem Hunt (RB)Rough. Very rough.
19. C-2018 Premiership · W5 · with Jesse RobertsonGot James Conner (RB) · Gave Leonard Fournette (RB)Slightly fleeced.
20. B2018 Premiership · W6 · with Andy CoyleGot Jon Bostic (LB) · Gave Austin Hooper (TE)Solid bit of business.
21. F2018 Premiership · W1 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Tarik Cohen (RB) · Gave JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR)Hall of shame material.
22. F2018 Premiership · W7 · with Jeremy BorlandGot David Johnson (RB) · Gave A.J. Green (WR)Hall of shame material.
23. D2018 Premiership · W7 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Dion Lewis (RB); Jerome Baker (LB) · Gave Jon Bostic (LB); Tyler Lockett (WR)Rough. Very rough.
24. B2018 Premiership · W7 · with Andy CoyleGot Ted Ginn (WR); Leonard Williams (DL) · Gave Akiem Hicks (DL)Solid bit of business.
25. F2018 Premiership · W8 · with Shannon HatchGot Tyrell Williams (WR) · Gave Raheem Mostert (RB)Hall of shame material.
26. C2018 Premiership · W9 · with Sam RobertsonGot T.Y. Hilton (WR); Jarvis Landry (WR) · Gave Chris Carson (RB)Nothing happened.
27. F2018 Premiership · W13 · with Jeremy BorlandGot LeSean McCoy (RB); Rex Burkhead (RB) · Gave Dion Lewis (RB); T.Y. Hilton (WR)Hall of shame material.
28. B2018 Premiership · W2 · with Clarrence MolinyeweGot Kareem Hunt (RB); Kenny Golladay (WR) · Gave Zach Ertz (TE); T.J. Yeldon (RB)Solid bit of business.
29. D2018 Premiership · W3 · with Andreas CooperGot Randall Cobb (WR); Harrison Smith (DB) · Gave Sony Michel (RB)Rough. Very rough.
30. D2017 Premiership · W6 · with Andy CoyleGot Pierre Garcon (WR); Carlos Hyde (RB) · Gave Chris Thompson (RB); Stefon Diggs (WR)Rough. Very rough.
31. F2017 Premiership · W9 · with Jeremy BorlandGot C.J. Anderson (RB) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Javorius Allen (RB)Hall of shame material.
32. D2017 Premiership · W2 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Jacquizz Rodgers (RB) · Gave Kerwynn Williams (RB)Rough. Very rough.
33. F2017 Premiership · W3 · with Andy CoyleGot Stefon Diggs (WR) · Gave Jacquizz Rodgers (RB)Hall of shame material.
34. B2016 Premiership · W9 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Jonathan Stewart (RB); Darren Sproles (RB) · Gave A.J. Green (WR); Latavius Murray (RB)Solid bit of business.
35. C-2016 Premiership · W11 · with Andreas CooperGot Zach Ertz (TE); Jordan Howard (RB) · Gave Jonathan Stewart (RB); Eric Ebron (TE)Slightly fleeced.
36. C-2016 Premiership · W11 · with Ben TuiGot Michael Thomas (WR) · Gave Philip Rivers (QB); Darren Sproles (RB)Slightly fleeced.
37. C-2016 Premiership · W5 · with Andy CoyleGot DeAndre Hopkins (WR); Latavius Murray (RB); Sammie Coates (WR) · Gave Jamaal Charles (RB); Bilal Powell (RB); John Brown (WR)Slightly fleeced.

Head to head

• Andreas Cooper3–7
• Jesse Robertson3–6
• Jeremy Borland3–5
• Duhan Barnard1–7