← FederationAll managers

2013–2022 · 8 seasons · 0 up / 0 down

Shannon Hatch

“The Bridesmaid”

Silver suits him. It's all he's ever tried on.

Teams: Dereks Car · FitzMagic · Juju Is My Boo Boo · Kareem Punt · Kyler Ren · Shanchize · Zeke and Destroy

Scouting report

Shannon Hatch has played 8 seasons for a 50-59 record and precisely nothing to show anyone.

Dead last in 2013. Not a slump, a tradition.

Andreas Cooper is less an opponent than a recurring medical condition: 4-5.

A luck rating of -3.16. The schedule has personally wronged him and he has the graphs.

Runner-up 1 time without ever closing it out. The league's most reliable silver medallist.

The 2013 deal with Jesse Robertson — gave up Lamar Miller (RB) — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles
0
Record
50-59
Win %
46%
PPG
168.4
Playoffs
8-9
Luck
-3.16
Trades
43

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

3 earned · 11 still out of reach.

☠ Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

☠ Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

☠ Veto Victim

2 trades struck down

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Yo-Yo

0 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

43 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -3.16

🔒 Ironman

3 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

Nemesis & bunny

Nemesis

Andreas Cooper

5–4 in 9 meetings

Bunny

Andreas Cooper

5–4 in 9 meetings

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2022Kyler RenChampionship T23-11 · 1,877 pts · finished 1515
  2. 2021Dereks CarChampionship T28-6 · 2,110 pts · finished 66
  3. 2020Kareem PuntChampionship T26-7 · 1,716 pts · finished 1010
  4. 2018Zeke and DestroyPremiership T110-3 · 2,563 pts · Runner-up2
  5. 2017Juju Is My Boo BooPremiership T14-9 · 2,012 pts · finished 1515
  6. 2015FitzMagicPremiership T19-5 · 2,803 pts · Third3
  7. 2014ShanchizePremiership T16-8 · 2,483 pts · finished 99
  8. 2013ShanchizePremiership T14-10 · 2,789 pts · finished 10 · wooden spoon10

Honours

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

F

2013 with Jesse Robertson

Gave Lamar Miller (RB) · Got Reggie Wayne (WR)

Hall of shame material.

Best bit of business

A

2018 with Clarrence Molinyewe

Gave Rob Gronkowski (TE); Danielle Hunter (DL) · Got Zach Ertz (TE); Joey Bosa (DL)

Highway robbery.

  1. F2022 Championship · W5 · with Michael JenkinsGot Garrett Wilson (WR) · Gave Noah Brown (WR)Hall of shame material.
  2. B2021 Championship · W5 · with Silvan RoschGot Elijah Mitchell (RB) · Gave Kyle Pitts (TE)Solid bit of business.
  3. C-2021 Championship · W9 · with Lloyd PhillipsGot Zach Ertz (TE) · Gave Odell Beckham Jr. (WR)Slightly fleeced.
  4. C-2020 Championship · W3 · with Silvan RoschGot Austin Hooper (TE); Bryan Edwards (WR) · Gave DeVante Parker (WR)Slightly fleeced.
  5. C2020 Championship · W3 · with Michael JenkinsGot Logan Thomas (TE); Corey Davis (WR) · Gave Keenan Allen (WR)Nothing happened.
  6. A2018 Premiership · W8 · with Simon BarnesGot Raheem Mostert (RB) · Gave Tyrell Williams (WR)Highway robbery.
  7. B-2018 Premiership · W11 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Rob Gronkowski (TE); Adam Thielen (WR); Danielle Hunter (DL); Phillip Lindsay (RB) · Gave Travis Kelce (TE); Mike Evans (WR); Tevin Coleman (RB); Austin Ekeler (RB)Marginal win.
  8. A2018 Premiership · W12 · with Clarrence MolinyeweGot Zach Ertz (TE); Joey Bosa (DL) · Gave Rob Gronkowski (TE); Danielle Hunter (DL)Highway robbery.
  9. D2017 Premiership · W5 · with Eli ReidGot LeSean McCoy (RB); Marcus Mariota (QB); Sterling Shepard (WR) · Gave Antonio Brown (WR); Wayne Gallman (RB); Deshaun Watson (QB)Rough. Very rough.
  10. F2017 Premiership · W6 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Golden Tate (WR); Frank Gore (RB) · Gave Sterling Shepard (WR); Elijah McGuire (RB)Hall of shame material.
  11. B-2017 Premiership · W7 · with Andreas CooperGot Matt Forte (RB); Demaryius Thomas (WR); Samaje Perine (RB) · Gave LeSean McCoy (RB)Marginal win.
  12. F2017 Premiership · W9 · with Andy CoyleGot Ryan Kerrigan (LB); Chris Thompson (RB); JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR) · Gave Michael Crabtree (WR); Terrell Suggs (LB); Devonta Freeman (RB)Hall of shame material.
  13. B-2017 Premiership · W9 · with RyanGot Dion Lewis (RB); Tyler Lockett (WR) · Gave Demaryius Thomas (WR); DeAndre Washington (RB)Marginal win.
  14. B2015 Premiership · W7 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Justin Forsett (RB); Antonio Brown (WR) · Gave Randall Cobb (WR); Chris Ivory (RB)Solid bit of business.
  15. B2015 Premiership · W7 · with Samuel ChalkGot Antonio Gates (TE); Jeremy Hill (RB) · Gave Martellus Bennett (TE); Andy Dalton (QB)Solid bit of business.
  16. C2015 Premiership · W8 · with Andreas CooperGot Devonta Freeman (RB) · Gave Justin Forsett (RB); Demaryius Thomas (WR)Nothing happened.
  17. C-2015 Premiership · W10 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Michael Crabtree (WR) · Gave Tavon Austin (WR); Jeremy Hill (RB)Slightly fleeced.
  18. B2015 Premiership · W12 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Danny Amendola (WR); LeSean McCoy (RB) · Gave Antonio Brown (WR)Solid bit of business.
  19. B2015 Premiership · W13 · with Sam RobertsonGot Brandon Marshall (WR); Martavis Bryant (WR) · Gave Danny Amendola (WR); Devonta Freeman (RB)Solid bit of business.
  20. B2015 Premiership · W13 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Gary Barnidge (TE); Brandin Cooks (WR) · Gave Michael Crabtree (WR); Antonio Gates (TE)Solid bit of business.
  21. B-2015 Premiership · W14 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Allen Robinson (WR) · Gave Shaun Draughn (RB); Jarvis Landry (WR)Marginal win.
  22. A-2015 Premiership · W14 · with Jamie RobertsonGot Justin Houston (LB) · Gave Corey Graham (DB)Won it comfortably.
  23. —2015 Premiership · with Jeremy BorlandGot Antonio Brown (WR) · Gave Justin Houston (LB); Brandin Cooks (WR)Vetoed by the commissioner. Shameful.
  24. C2015 Premiership · W4 · with Ben KendrewGot Jamaal Charles (RB) · Gave Lance Dunbar (RB); Tyler Eifert (TE); Tyrann Mathieu (DB)Nothing happened.
  25. D2014 Premiership · W5 · with Jesse RobertsonGot DeSean Jackson (WR); Terrell Suggs (LB) · Gave Eli Manning (QB); Jordan Reed (TE); C.J. Mosley (LB)Rough. Very rough.
  26. F2014 Premiership · W7 · with Andreas CooperGot Randall Cobb (WR); Andre Williams (RB) · Gave Michael Crabtree (WR); Lamar Miller (RB)Hall of shame material.
  27. F2014 Premiership · W1 · with Andreas CooperGot Michael Crabtree (WR); Adrian Clayborn (DL); Peyton Manning (QB) · Gave Randall Cobb (WR); Cameron Wake (DL); Andrew Luck (QB)Hall of shame material.
  28. B-2014 Premiership · W9 · with Caleb LoveGot Colin Kaepernick (QB); T.Y. Hilton (WR) · Gave Peyton Manning (QB); Branden Oliver (RB)Marginal win.
  29. C-2014 Premiership · W9 · with Samuel ChalkGot Jonathan Stewart (RB) · Gave Andrew Hawkins (WR)Slightly fleeced.
  30. C-2014 Premiership · W10 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Martavis Bryant (WR) · Gave Keenan Robinson (LB)Slightly fleeced.
  31. D2014 Premiership · W2 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Markus Wheaton (WR) · Gave Toby Gerhart (RB)Rough. Very rough.
  32. D2013 Premiership · W5 · with Ben KendrewGot Garrett Graham (TE) · Gave T.Y. Hilton (WR)Rough. Very rough.
  33. F2013 Premiership · W6 · with Andreas CooperGot Sidney Rice (WR); Robert Woods (WR) · Gave Coby Fleener (TE)Hall of shame material.
  34. F2013 Premiership · W6 · with Samuel ChalkGot Duke Ihenacho (DB) · Gave DeAngelo Williams (RB)Hall of shame material.
  35. F2013 Premiership · W7 · with Andreas CooperGot Anquan Boldin (WR); Joseph Randle (RB) · Gave Ben Roethlisberger (QB)Hall of shame material.
  36. F2013 Premiership · W7 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Reggie Wayne (WR) · Gave Lamar Miller (RB)Hall of shame material.
  37. F2013 Premiership · W7 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Jacquizz Rodgers (RB); Jeff Cumberland (TE) · Gave Cameron Jordan (DL); Torrey Smith (WR)Hall of shame material.
  38. D2013 Premiership · W8 · with Andreas CooperGot Mike James (RB) · Gave Anquan Boldin (WR)Rough. Very rough.
  39. D2013 Premiership · W9 · with Andreas CooperGot Harry Douglas (WR); Fred Jackson (RB) · Gave Dez Bryant (WR)Rough. Very rough.
  40. —2013 Premiership · with Andreas CooperGot Andre Brown (RB); Andrew Luck (QB); Bobby Rainey (RB) · Gave Peyton Manning (QB)Vetoed by the commissioner. Shameful.
  41. D2013 Premiership · W12 · with Andreas CooperGot Jarrett Boykin (WR); Andrew Luck (QB); Zac Stacy (RB) · Gave Peyton Manning (QB)Rough. Very rough.
  42. F2013 Premiership · W2 · with Jesse RobertsonGot T.Y. Hilton (WR) · Gave Daryl Richardson (RB)Hall of shame material.
  43. D2013 Premiership · W4 · with Caleb LoveGot DeAngelo Williams (RB) · Gave Matthew Stafford (QB)Rough. Very rough.

Head to head