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2014–2025 · 12 seasons · 0 up / 1 down

Sam Robertson

“The Contender”

One ring in, still hunting.

Teams: Dirty Sanchez Butt Fumblers · Nach0

Scouting report

A 78-85 career across 12 seasons, decorated by 2016, 2023, referenced approximately hourly.

1 relegation. Knows every tier's WiFi password.

Owns 1 last-place finish. The bottom of the table has a reserved sign.

Jesse Robertson is less an opponent than a recurring medical condition: 11-5.

Gavin de Wit exists mainly to pad the record: 7-4.

Still hasn't explained 2015, when Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Donte Moncrief (WR) went out the door to Andreas Cooper for Percy Harvin (WR); Calvin Johnson (WR).

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Titles
2
Record
78-85
Win %
48%
PPG
167.8
Playoffs
12-11
Luck
+0.31
Trades
23

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

2 earned · 12 still out of reach.

🏆 Ring Owner

2 titles

🏆 Ironman

12 straight seasons

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

1 relegation

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

23 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 0.31

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Nemesis

Jesse Robertson

5–11 in 16 meetings

Bunny

Gavin de Wit

7–4 in 11 meetings

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2025Nach0▼ relegated into Championship T27-7 · 2,339 pts · finished 55
  2. 2024Nach0Premiership T13-11 · 2,172 pts · finished 99
  3. 2023Nach0Premiership T19-5 · 2,663 pts · Champion1
  4. 2022Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T18-6 · 2,254 pts · finished 55
  5. 2021Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T110-4 · 2,248 pts · finished 44
  6. 2020Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T14-9 · 1,938 pts · finished 1414
  7. 2019Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T13-10 · 1,910 pts · finished 1414
  8. 2018Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T15-8 · 2,068 pts · finished 1212
  9. 2017Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T17-6 · 2,207 pts · Third3
  10. 2016Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T18-5 · 2,475 pts · Champion1
  11. 2015Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T15-9 · 2,363 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon12
  12. 2014Dirty Sanchez Butt FumblersPremiership T19-5 · 2,707 pts · Third3

Honours

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

F

2015 with Andreas Cooper

Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Donte Moncrief (WR) · Got Percy Harvin (WR); Calvin Johnson (WR)

Hall of shame material.

Best bit of business

A

2016 with Jeremy Borland

Gave Antonio Brown (WR); Bobby Wagner (LB) · Got Doug Martin (RB); Amari Cooper (WR)

Highway robbery.

  1. C-2024 Premiership · W10 · with Silvan RoschGot J.K. Dobbins · Gave Tyreek HillSlightly fleeced.
  2. A2023 Premiership · W8 · with Silvan RoschGot Jordan Addison · Gave Rashee RiceHighway robbery.
  3. C-2022 Premiership · W6 · with Lloyd PhillipsGot Curtis Samuel (WR); Najee Harris (RB) · Gave Brandin Cooks (WR); Travis Etienne (RB); George Pickens (WR)Slightly fleeced.
  4. F2019 Premiership · W4 · with Cameron RichardsonGot Keenan Allen (WR); Phillip Lindsay (RB) · Gave Zach Ertz (TE); Le'Veon Bell (RB); Phillip Dorsett (WR)Hall of shame material.
  5. C-2019 Premiership · W8 · with Simon BarnesGot Nick Chubb (RB) · Gave Keenan Allen (WR); Phillip Lindsay (RB)Slightly fleeced.
  6. D2019 Premiership · W12 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Mecole Hardman (WR) · Gave Brandin Cooks (WR)Rough. Very rough.
  7. D2019 Premiership · W12 · with Jireh NgaruheGot Matt Breida (RB) · Gave LeSean McCoy (RB)Rough. Very rough.
  8. C-2018 Premiership · W5 · with Andreas CooperGot Marshawn Lynch (RB); DeForest Buckner (DL) · Gave Demarcus Lawrence (DL)Slightly fleeced.
  9. C2018 Premiership · W9 · with Simon BarnesGot Chris Carson (RB) · Gave T.Y. Hilton (WR); Jarvis Landry (WR)Nothing happened.
  10. C2018 Premiership · W2 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Javorius Allen (RB) · Gave Quincy Enunwa (WR)Nothing happened.
  11. B2017 Premiership · W6 · with Gavin de WitGot Jason Witten (TE); Amari Cooper (WR) · Gave Alshon Jeffery (WR)Solid bit of business.
  12. B-2017 Premiership · W6 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Khalil Mack (DL); Devin Funchess (WR); Wendell Smallwood (RB) · Gave Malik Jackson (DL); Martavis Bryant (WR); Tarik Cohen (RB)Marginal win.
  13. B2017 Premiership · W3 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Sam Bradford (QB) · Gave Larry Fitzgerald (WR)Solid bit of business.
  14. B-2017 Premiership · W4 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Lamar Miller (RB); John Simon (LB); Tyreek Hill (WR) · Gave Ameer Abdullah (RB); Dalvin Cook (RB)Marginal win.
  15. A2016 Premiership · W2 · with Jamie RobertsonGot Justin Forsett (RB); Adrian Peterson (RB) · Gave Amari Cooper (WR); Thomas Rawls (RB)Highway robbery.
  16. A2016 Premiership · W11 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Doug Martin (RB); Amari Cooper (WR) · Gave Antonio Brown (WR); Bobby Wagner (LB)Highway robbery.
  17. A2016 Premiership · W11 · with Andreas CooperGot Carson Palmer (QB); Alshon Jeffery (WR) · Gave Russell Wilson (QB)Highway robbery.
  18. A2016 Premiership · W11 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Dez Bryant (WR) · Gave Devontae Booker (RB); Sterling Shepard (WR)Highway robbery.
  19. D2015 Premiership · W8 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Chris Johnson (RB); Brandon Marshall (WR) · Gave Julio Jones (WR); Duke Johnson (RB)Rough. Very rough.
  20. F2015 Premiership · W10 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Michael Floyd (WR); Charcandrick West (RB) · Gave Calvin Johnson (WR); Isaiah Crowell (RB)Hall of shame material.
  21. F2015 Premiership · W13 · with Shannon HatchGot Danny Amendola (WR); Devonta Freeman (RB) · Gave Brandon Marshall (WR); Martavis Bryant (WR)Hall of shame material.
  22. F2015 Premiership · W4 · with Andreas CooperGot Percy Harvin (WR); Calvin Johnson (WR) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Donte Moncrief (WR)Hall of shame material.
  23. B-2014 Premiership · W4 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Julian Edelman (WR); Niles Paul (TE) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Dwayne Allen (TE)Marginal win.

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