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2020–2025 · 6 seasons · 1 up / 0 down

Lucas Horton

“The Choker”

Big-game manager, if the big game is week seven.

Teams: Notrohs Coat · Notrohs Cousin

Scouting report

6 seasons of 47-36 football, all of it entirely unrewarded.

4-5 against Blake Hansen, and the fixture is still circled with hope every year.

Playoff record 6-10. Peaks in October, folds in December, every single year.

2024: traded Jahmyr Gibbs; Jayden Daniels away. The league voted it a public service — for the other guy.

Owns 1 last-place finish. The bottom of the table has a reserved sign.

1 final, 1 loss. A specialist in the second-best speech.

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Titles
0
Record
47-36
Win %
57%
PPG
168.1
Playoffs
6-10
Luck
+0.41
Trades
22

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

3 earned · 11 still out of reach.

☠ Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

☠ Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🏆 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

22 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 0.41

🔒 Ironman

6 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Nemesis

Blake Hansen

4–5 in 9 meetings

Bunny

Max Snowden

8–1 in 9 meetings

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2025Notrohs CousinChampionship T28-6 · 2,439 pts · Runner-up · promotion earned2
  2. 2024Notrohs CousinChampionship T26-8 · 2,331 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon12
  3. 2023Notrohs CousinChampionship T210-4 · 2,586 pts · finished 66
  4. 2022Notrohs CoatChampionship T27-7 · 2,500 pts · finished 44
  5. 2021Notrohs CousinChampionship T29-5 · 2,138 pts · finished 88
  6. 2020Notrohs CousinChampionship T27-6 · 1,960 pts · finished 44

Honours

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

F

2024 with Chris Seibt

Gave Jahmyr Gibbs; Jayden Daniels · Got De'Von Achane; Rashee Rice

Hall of shame material.

Best bit of business

A

2022 with Chris Seibt

Gave Irv Smith (TE); Justin Jefferson (WR) · Got Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Austin Ekeler (RB)

Highway robbery.

  1. A-2025 Championship · W1 · with Chris SeibtGot Tony Pollard · Gave Jaylen WaddleWon it comfortably.
  2. B2025 Championship · W1 · with Simon BarnesGot CeeDee Lamb · Gave Cooper Kupp; Tony Pollard; DeVonta SmithSolid bit of business.
  3. A-2025 Championship · W1 · with Chris SeibtGot Justin Fields · Gave 10 FAABWon it comfortably.
  4. A-2025 Championship · W2 · with Silvan RoschGot Calvin Ridley; J.J. McCarthy · Gave Justin Fields; Ricky PearsallWon it comfortably.
  5. A-2025 Championship · W9 · with Chris SeibtGot Wan'Dale Robinson; Jahmyr Gibbs · Gave Deebo Samuel; Xavier Worthy; TreVeyon HendersonWon it comfortably.
  6. A-2025 Championship · W14 · with Silvan RoschGot Alex Anzalone; Omarion Hampton · Gave Wan'Dale Robinson; Christian WatsonWon it comfortably.
  7. F2024 Championship · W1 · with Ben TuiGot Patrick Mahomes · Gave Raheem Mostert; Jared GoffHall of shame material.
  8. F2024 Championship · W3 · with Fraser ReidGot Xavier Worthy · Gave Kyle Pitts; Jerome FordHall of shame material.
  9. F2024 Championship · W3 · with Chris SeibtGot De'Von Achane; Rashee Rice · Gave Jahmyr Gibbs; Jayden DanielsHall of shame material.
  10. F2024 Championship · W4 · with Chris SeibtGot Jaylen Wright · Gave Quentin JohnstonHall of shame material.
  11. C-2023 Championship · W1 · with Blake HansenGot Jerry Jeudy · Gave Courtland SuttonSlightly fleeced.
  12. C-2023 Championship · W3 · with Blake HansenGot 25 FAAB · Gave 25 FAABSlightly fleeced.
  13. B2022 Championship · W5 · with Jase StewartGot Aaron Jones (RB); Justin Jefferson (WR) · Gave Odell Beckham Jr. (WR); Dalvin Cook (RB); Allen Lazard (WR)Solid bit of business.
  14. A2022 Championship · W5 · with Chris SeibtGot Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Austin Ekeler (RB) · Gave Irv Smith (TE); Justin Jefferson (WR)Highway robbery.
  15. C-2022 Championship · W5 · with Michael JenkinsGot Zach Ertz (TE); Deebo Samuel (WR) · Gave Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Breece Hall (RB)Slightly fleeced.
  16. C-2022 Championship · W8 · with Michael JenkinsGot Jonathan Taylor (RB) · Gave D'Onta Foreman (RB); Aaron Jones (RB)Slightly fleeced.
  17. C-2022 Championship · W9 · with Silvan RoschGot Leonard Fournette (RB) · Gave Deebo Samuel (WR)Slightly fleeced.
  18. A-2022 Championship · W9 · with Chris SeibtGot Tyreek Hill (WR); Dalvin Cook (RB); Patrick Mahomes (QB) · Gave Jared Goff (QB); Leonard Fournette (RB); Austin Ekeler (RB); Romeo Doubs (WR)Won it comfortably.
  19. B2022 Championship · W1 · with Jase StewartGot Dalvin Cook (RB); Allen Lazard (WR) · Gave James Conner (RB); Tee Higgins (WR)Solid bit of business.
  20. B-2022 Championship · W14 · with Jonathan TurnerGot Jerry Jeudy (WR); Rhamondre Stevenson (RB) · Gave Zaire Franklin (LB); Gabe Davis (WR); Jonathan Taylor (RB)Marginal win.
  21. B-2021 Championship · W6 · with Michael JenkinsGot Emmanuel Sanders (WR) · Gave Kenneth Gainwell (RB)Marginal win.
  22. C2020 Championship · W6 · with Silvan RoschGot DeSean Jackson (WR); Darius Slayton (WR) · Gave Adrian Peterson (RB); Russell Gage (WR)Nothing happened.

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