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2019–2025 · 7 seasons · 1 up / 0 down

Max Snowden

“The Unlucky One”

Cursed by the schedule and never lets it go.

Teams: Blitzburgh - Max · Pickensburgh · Pickensburgh - Max · Scott's Tots

Scouting report

Max Snowden: 1 time a champion (2023), 44-52 lifetime, and zero interest in letting it go.

Luck rating -6.28: scores enough to win, loses anyway, tells you about it in the group chat.

Lucas Horton owns him 8-1. That's not a rivalry, that's a subscription.

The 2024 deal with Chris Seibt — gave up Brandon Aiyuk — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.

1 promotion, zero relegations. Insufferable, but earned.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles
1
Record
44-52
Win %
46%
PPG
165.6
Playoffs
12-7
Luck
-6.28
Trades
7

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

2 earned · 12 still out of reach.

🏆 Ring Owner

1 title

🏆 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

7 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -6.28

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

7 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Nemesis

Lucas Horton

1–8 in 9 meetings

Bunny

Lucas Horton

1–8 in 9 meetings

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2025Blitzburgh - MaxChampionship T25-9 · 2,395 pts · finished 99
  2. 2024Pickensburgh - Max▲ promoted into Championship T26-8 · 2,503 pts · finished 1111
  3. 2023PickensburghAlliance T39-5 · 2,770 pts · Champion1
  4. 2022PickensburghChampionship T24-10 · 2,205 pts · finished 1313
  5. 2021Scott's TotsChampionship T28-6 · 2,149 pts · finished 55
  6. 2020Scott's TotsChampionship T25-8 · 1,821 pts · finished 1111
  7. 2019Scott's TotsChampionship T27-6 · 2,054 pts · Third3

Honours

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

D

2024 with Chris Seibt

Gave Brandon Aiyuk · Got George Pickens

Rough. Very rough.

Best bit of business

B-

2019 with Silvan Rosch

Gave Alshon Jeffery (WR) · Got Devin Singletary (RB)

Marginal win.

  1. C-2025 Championship · W2 · with Silvan RoschGot Ollie Gordon · Gave Bhayshul TutenSlightly fleeced.
  2. C-2025 Championship · W3 · with Silvan RoschGot Fred Warner; RJ Harvey · Gave Mack Wilson; Omarion HamptonSlightly fleeced.
  3. D2024 Championship · W1 · with Chris SeibtGot George Pickens · Gave Brandon AiyukRough. Very rough.
  4. C-2024 Championship · W2 · with Jeremy BorlandGot E.J. Speed · Gave Myles GarrettSlightly fleeced.
  5. D2024 Championship · W10 · with Chris SeibtGot David Montgomery · Gave Cooper KuppRough. Very rough.
  6. B-2019 Championship · W9 · with Silvan RoschGot Devin Singletary (RB) · Gave Alshon Jeffery (WR)Marginal win.
  7. B-2019 Championship · W12 · with Silvan RoschGot Joe Mixon (RB); Nick Bosa (DL) · Gave Todd Gurley (RB)Marginal win.

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