2016–2016 · 1 season · 0 up / 0 down

Stefan Ryder

“The Tourist”

One season, then vanished into the night.

Teams: The Prophecy Of Ezekiel 35 8

Scouting report

1 season, 4-9, and a trophy cabinet you could store in an envelope.

Luck -1.62. Wins the points-for column and loses everything that counts.

Playoff record 0-2. Peaks in October, folds in December, every single year.

2 trades vetoed. Even the commissioner had to step in.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles: 0
Record: 4-9
Win %: 31%
PPG: 167.4
Playoffs: 0-2
Luck: -1.62
Trades: 3

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

1 earned · 13 still out of reach.

☠ Veto Victim

2 trades struck down

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

0 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

3 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -1.62

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

1 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

2016The Prophecy Of Ezekiel 35 8Premiership T14-9 · 2,177 pts · finished 1212

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

C-

2016 with Andy Coyle

Gave Carlos Hyde (RB) · Got Thomas Davis (LB); Brandin Cooks (WR)

Slightly fleeced.

Best bit of business

C-