2016–2017 · 2 seasons · 0 up / 0 down
Ryan
“The Cameo”
Two seasons of nothing in particular.
Teams: Everyday I'm Russellin · Hawks
Scouting report
2 seasons of 10-16 football, all of it entirely unrewarded.
Also responsible for the worst scoring season on record: 79.9 a game in 2012.
Graded F: the 2017 swap with Jeremy Borland. Some things you don't come back from.
Has been in this league since 2012 and still plays like it's a trial run.
3 years away, then a 2016 return nobody had requested.
Luck +3.97: the schedule did the heavy lifting, he took the credit.
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- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 10-16
- Win %
- 38%
- PPG
- 138.9
- Playoffs
- 2-3
- Luck
- +3.97
- Trades
- 9
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
1 earned · 13 still out of reach.
☠ Basement Dweller
2 wooden spoons
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
🔒 Yo-Yo
0 tier moves — joint most in the league
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
0 relegations
🔒 Trade Addict
9 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating 3.97
🔒 Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🔒 Ironman
2 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2017Everyday I'm RussellinPremiership T13-10 · 1,507 pts · finished 16 · wooden spoon16
- 2016HawksPremiership T17-6 · 2,105 pts · finished 77
- 2012Rydogs RavensPremiership T13-11 · 1,118 pts · finished 6 · wooden spoon6
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
F
2017 with Jeremy Borland
Gave Frank Gore (RB); Kiko Alonso (LB) · Got Chris Johnson (RB); Von Miller (LB)
Hall of shame material.
Best bit of business
B-
2016 with Andreas Cooper
Gave Alshon Jeffery (WR) · Got Jason Witten (TE); Allen Robinson (WR)
Marginal win.
- F2017 Premiership · W5 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Chris Johnson (RB); Von Miller (LB) · Gave Frank Gore (RB); Kiko Alonso (LB)Hall of shame material.
- F2017 Premiership · W6 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Dion Lewis (RB); Andrew Luck (QB); Jacoby Brissett (QB); Tarik Cohen (RB) · Gave Drew Brees (QB); Tevin Coleman (RB)Hall of shame material.
- F2017 Premiership · W1 · with Ben TuiGot Emmanuel Sanders (WR); Leonard Williams (DL) · Gave Jerry Hughes (DL); T.Y. Hilton (WR)Hall of shame material.
- F2017 Premiership · W7 · with Gavin de WitGot Theo Riddick (RB); Eric Kendricks (LB) · Gave Von Miller (LB)Hall of shame material.
- D2017 Premiership · W9 · with Shannon HatchGot Demaryius Thomas (WR); DeAndre Washington (RB) · Gave Dion Lewis (RB); Tyler Lockett (WR)Rough. Very rough.
- F2017 Premiership · W10 · with Andy CoyleGot Geno Atkins (DL); Terrell Suggs (LB); Will Fuller (WR) · Gave Demaryius Thomas (WR); Eric Kendricks (LB)Hall of shame material.
- F2017 Premiership · W2 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Sammy Watkins (WR); Tevin Coleman (RB) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR)Hall of shame material.
- F2017 Premiership · W4 · with Andy CoyleGot Coby Fleener (TE); DeVante Parker (WR); Frank Clark (DL) · Gave Geno Atkins (DL); Joe Mixon (RB)Hall of shame material.
- B-2016 Premiership · W10 · with Andreas CooperGot Jason Witten (TE); Allen Robinson (WR) · Gave Alshon Jeffery (WR)Marginal win.