2018–2018 · 1 season · 0 up / 0 down

Oswald

“The Tourist”

Came, saw, left no forwarding address.

Teams: Goulburn Bears

Scouting report

A 6-7 career and not one piece of silverware in 1 attempt.

Graded D: the 2018 swap with Antony. Some things you don't come back from.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles: 0
Record: 6-7
Win %: 46%
PPG: 140.9
Playoffs: 3-0
Luck: -0.07
Trades: 2

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

0 earned · 14 still out of reach.

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

0 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

2 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -0.07

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

1 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

2018Goulburn BearsChampionship T26-7 · 1,832 pts · finished 77

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

2018 with Antony

Gave Jarvis Landry (WR) · Got DeVante Parker (WR)

Rough. Very rough.

Best bit of business