2020–2025 · 6 seasons · 0 up / 1 down
Michael Jenkins
“The Unlucky One”
Scores plenty. Wins nothing. Complains loudly.
Teams: BaBOONE · Chark Week · Easy Breecey · Super Kamario · The Ladds · The Ladds - Michael
Scouting report
A 42-41 career and not one piece of silverware in 6 attempts.
Owns 1 last-place finish. The bottom of the table has a reserved sign.
Graded F: the 2025 swap with Silvan Rosch. Some things you don't come back from.
A luck rating of -2.95. The schedule has personally wronged him and he has the graphs.
1 relegation. Knows every tier's WiFi password.
Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.
- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 42-41
- Win %
- 51%
- PPG
- 167.1
- Playoffs
- 6-9
- Luck
- -2.95
- Trades
- 11
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
1 earned · 13 still out of reach.
☠ Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
🔒 Yo-Yo
1 tier moves — joint most in the league
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
1 relegation
🔒 Basement Dweller
1 wooden spoon
🔒 Trade Addict
11 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating -2.95
🔒 Ironman
6 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2025The LaddsChampionship T26-8 · 2,463 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon · relegation earned12
- 2024The Ladds - MichaelChampionship T27-7 · 2,515 pts · finished 66
- 2023Easy BreeceyChampionship T29-5 · 2,673 pts · finished 55
- 2022BaBOONEChampionship T27-7 · 2,309 pts · finished 66
- 2021Super KamarioChampionship T26-8 · 1,961 pts · finished 1313
- 2020Chark WeekChampionship T27-6 · 1,953 pts · finished 88
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
F
2025 with Silvan Rosch
Gave Nakobe Dean · Got Brock Purdy
Hall of shame material.
Best bit of business
A-
2022 with Fraser Reid
Gave Devin Duvernay (WR) · Got David Montgomery (RB)
Won it comfortably.
- D2025 Championship · W2 · with Silvan RoschGot Frankie Luvu; Rashid Shaheed · Gave Daniel JonesRough. Very rough.
- F2025 Championship · W11 · with Silvan RoschGot Brock Purdy · Gave Nakobe DeanHall of shame material.
- C-2024 Championship · W3 · with Chris SeibtGot Derek Carr; Tank Bigsby · Gave Brock Purdy; Jaylen WrightSlightly fleeced.
- B-2022 Championship · W5 · with Lucas HortonGot Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Breece Hall (RB) · Gave Zach Ertz (TE); Deebo Samuel (WR)Marginal win.
- A-2022 Championship · W5 · with Shannon HatchGot Noah Brown (WR) · Gave Garrett Wilson (WR)Won it comfortably.
- B-2022 Championship · W8 · with Lucas HortonGot D'Onta Foreman (RB); Aaron Jones (RB) · Gave Jonathan Taylor (RB)Marginal win.
- A-2022 Championship · W2 · with Fraser ReidGot David Montgomery (RB) · Gave Devin Duvernay (WR)Won it comfortably.
- B-2022 Championship · W3 · with Sam TangGot Zach Ertz (TE); Tyler Boyd (WR) · Gave David Montgomery (RB)Marginal win.
- C-2021 Championship · W6 · with Lucas HortonGot Kenneth Gainwell (RB) · Gave Emmanuel Sanders (WR)Slightly fleeced.
- C-2020 Championship · W12 · with Blake HansenGot Frank Gore (RB) · Gave Derek Carr (QB)Slightly fleeced.
- C2020 Championship · W3 · with Shannon HatchGot Keenan Allen (WR) · Gave Logan Thomas (TE); Corey Davis (WR)Nothing happened.