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2018–2020 · 3 seasons · 0 up / 0 down

Liam

“The Journeyman”

Turns up, fills a slot, goes home.

Teams: Basque Chorizo · POP AND LOCKETT

Scouting report

Career line: 15-24. Career honours: a firm handshake and a group chat mute.

1 wooden spoon — 2020 — and no apparent embarrassment about any of them.

Career highlight: dismantling James by 134 back in 2019.

2 playoff wins against 6 losses. The bracket is where the dream goes to die.

The 2020 deal with Hamish Jardin — gave up Amari Cooper (WR) — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles
0
Record
15-24
Win %
38%
PPG
134.2
Playoffs
2-6
Luck
+0.83
Trades
5

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

0 earned · 14 still out of reach.

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

0 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

5 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 0.83

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

3 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Biggest hiding handed out

2019 W3 vs James

+134.22 (278.76–144.54)

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2020POP AND LOCKETTChampionship T24-9 · 1,395 pts · finished 16 · wooden spoon16
  2. 2019POP AND LOCKETTChampionship T24-9 · 2,003 pts · finished 88
  3. 2018Basque ChorizoChampionship T27-6 · 1,836 pts · finished 66

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

F

2020 with Hamish Jardin

Gave Amari Cooper (WR) · Got Kendrick Bourne (WR); Sony Michel (RB)

Hall of shame material.

Best bit of business

B-

2019 with Sam Tang

Gave Brandin Cooks (WR) · Got Clay Matthews (LB)

Marginal win.

  1. F2020 Championship · W4 · with Hamish JardinGot Kendrick Bourne (WR); Sony Michel (RB) · Gave Amari Cooper (WR)Hall of shame material.
  2. C2019 Championship · W9 · with Silvan RoschGot Drew Brees (QB); James White (RB); Za'Darius Smith (LB); Kareem Hunt (RB) · Gave Whitney Mercilus (LB); Carson Wentz (QB); Joe Mixon (RB)Nothing happened.
  3. D2019 Championship · W5 · with Tawa McLeodGot Nelson Agholor (WR); Baker Mayfield (QB) · Gave Royce Freeman (RB)Rough. Very rough.
  4. B-2019 Championship · W6 · with Sam TangGot Clay Matthews (LB) · Gave Brandin Cooks (WR)Marginal win.
  5. D2019 Championship · W7 · with Silvan RoschGot Whitney Mercilus (LB); Ezekiel Elliott (RB) · Gave Mark Ingram (RB); Khalil Mack (LB)Rough. Very rough.

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