2020–2025 · 3 seasons · 1 up / 0 down

Kyle Williams

“The Bridesmaid”

Second is the first loser.

Teams: Chocolate Salty Harbaughs · Herbie's Love Bugs

Scouting report

3 seasons of 18-23 football, all of it entirely unrewarded.

Took a 3-year sabbatical before the 2024 comeback tour. The form came back unchanged.

2024: traded Sam LaPorta away. The league voted it a public service — for the other guy.

1 promotion, zero relegations. Insufferable, but earned.

1 final, 1 loss. A specialist in the second-best speech.

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Titles: 0
Record: 18-23
Win %: 44%
PPG: 152.9
Playoffs: 5-3
Luck: +0.72
Trades: 1

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

3 earned · 11 still out of reach.

☠ Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

☠ Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🏆 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

1 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 0.72

🔒 Ironman

2 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

2025Chocolate Salty HarbaughsAlliance T39-5 · 2,330 pts · Runner-up · promotion earned2
2024Chocolate Salty HarbaughsAlliance T32-12 · 2,064 pts · finished 99
2020Herbie's Love BugsChampionship T27-6 · 1,875 pts · finished 1313

Honours

2025 Alliance
Runner-up

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

2024 with Jonathan Turner

Gave Sam LaPorta · Got Dalton Schultz; Jordan Mason

Rough. Very rough.

Best bit of business