2018–2019 · 2 seasons · 1 up / 0 down

Kalum

“The Cameo”

Two years, zero footprints.

Teams: Run It Straight · Should've Played Juniors

Scouting report

Kalum has played 2 seasons for a 10-16 record and precisely nothing to show anyone.

Runner-up 1 time without ever closing it out. The league's most reliable silver medallist.

Only ever moved up the pyramid 1 time. Somebody had to.

Still hasn't explained 2019, when Demario Davis (LB); Alvin Kamara (RB) went out the door to Jireh Ngaruhe for Tahir Whitehead (LB); Jameis Winston (QB); Peyton Barber (RB); Alex Erickson (WR); Zach Pascal (WR).

2 playoff wins against 4 losses. The bracket is where the dream goes to die.

Dead last in 2019. Not a slump, a tradition.

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Titles: 0
Record: 10-16
Win %: 38%
PPG: 148.4
Playoffs: 2-4
Luck: -1.33
Trades: 5

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

2 earned · 12 still out of reach.

☠ Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🏆 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

5 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -1.33

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

2 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

2019Should've Played Juniors▲ promoted into Premiership T11-12 · 1,713 pts · finished 16 · wooden spoon16
2018Run It StraightChampionship T29-4 · 2,145 pts · Runner-up2

Honours

2018 Championship
Runner-up

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

2019 with Jireh Ngaruhe

Gave Demario Davis (LB); Alvin Kamara (RB) · Got Tahir Whitehead (LB); Jameis Winston (QB); Peyton Barber (RB); Alex Erickson (WR); Zach Pascal (WR)

Rough. Very rough.

Best bit of business

B-

2018 with Jireh Ngaruhe

Gave Dez Bryant (WR) · Got Isaiah Crowell (RB)

Marginal win.