2023–2025 · 3 seasons · 1 up / 0 down

Jacob Alsweiler

“The Contender”

One ring in, still hunting.

Teams: Jameis Winstons Crabshack

Scouting report

3 seasons, 22-20, 1 ring in 2025. The receipts get produced at every opportunity.

Luck rating +1.91. Has won more games than the roster deserved. Fraud.

Up 1 time, down never. Gravity clearly filed an exemption.

3 playoff wins against 5 losses. The bracket is where the dream goes to die.

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Titles: 1
Record: 22-20
Win %: 52%
PPG: 173.8
Playoffs: 3-5
Luck: +1.91
Trades: 2

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

3 earned · 11 still out of reach.

🏆 Ring Owner

1 title

☠ One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🏆 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

1 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

2 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 1.91

🔒 Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ironman

3 straight seasons

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

2025Jameis Winstons CrabshackAlliance T38-6 · 2,434 pts · Champion · promotion earned1
2024Jameis Winstons CrabshackAlliance T38-6 · 2,319 pts · finished 66
2023Jameis Winstons CrabshackAlliance T36-8 · 2,547 pts · finished 77

Honours

2025 Alliance
Champion

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

C-

2023 with Aaron Mitchell

Gave Brandon Aiyuk; Bijan Robinson · Got Derrick Henry; Puka Nacua

Slightly fleeced.

Best bit of business

C-