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2023–2025 · 3 seasons · 0 up / 0 down

Gordon

“The Journeyman”

Turns up, fills a slot, goes home.

Teams: GordonRamMe

Scouting report

Gordon has played 3 seasons for a 17-25 record and precisely nothing to show anyone.

Dead last in 2023. Not a slump, a tradition.

2023: traded Jaylen Waddle away. The league voted it a public service — for the other guy.

Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.

Titles
0
Record
17-25
Win %
40%
PPG
170.7
Playoffs
3-3
Luck
-0.45
Trades
6

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

1 earned · 13 still out of reach.

☠ Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

0 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Trapdoor Specialist

0 relegations

🔒 Basement Dweller

1 wooden spoon

🔒 Trade Addict

6 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating -0.45

🔒 Ironman

3 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2025GordonRamMeAlliance T33-11 · 2,081 pts · finished 77
  2. 2024GordonRamMeAlliance T37-7 · 2,511 pts · finished 55
  3. 2023GordonRamMeAlliance T37-7 · 2,578 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon12

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

F

2023 with Chris Seibt

Gave Jaylen Waddle · Got Raheem Mostert

Hall of shame material.

Best bit of business

B

2024 with Dave

Gave Patrick Mahomes; Josh Jacobs · Got Geno Smith; Javonte Williams

Solid bit of business.

  1. B2025 Alliance · W7 · with DaveGot Jordan Whittington; Mason Taylor · Gave Terry McLaurinSolid bit of business.
  2. B2025 Alliance · W10 · with DaveGot Rachaad White; Trey Benson · Gave Saquon BarkleySolid bit of business.
  3. B2024 Alliance · W5 · with DaveGot Geno Smith; Javonte Williams · Gave Patrick Mahomes; Josh JacobsSolid bit of business.
  4. F2023 Alliance · W5 · with Chris SeibtGot Raheem Mostert · Gave Jaylen WaddleHall of shame material.
  5. F2023 Alliance · W5 · with Fraser ReidGot Gus Edwards; Zack Moss · Gave Alexander MattisonHall of shame material.
  6. F2023 Alliance · W13 · with Chris SeibtGot Gabe Davis; Jaylen Waddle; Brock Purdy · Gave Cameron Heyward; Mike EvansHall of shame material.

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