2021–2025 · 5 seasons · 1 up / 0 down
Ewan McKenzie
“The Bridesmaid”
Second is the first loser.
Teams: LeFridge · My Ball Zach Ertz · MyBallZachErtz - Ewan
Scouting report
Career line: 36-34. Career honours: a firm handshake and a group chat mute.
Postseason line of 5-8. Regular-season tourist attraction, playoff no-show.
The 2021 deal with Lloyd Phillips — gave up Calvin Ridley (WR) — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.
Runner-up 1 time without ever closing it out. The league's most reliable silver medallist.
Luck +3.74: the schedule did the heavy lifting, he took the credit.
Nick Barrett owns him 6-3. That's not a rivalry, that's a subscription.
Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.
- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 36-34
- Win %
- 51%
- PPG
- 166.3
- Playoffs
- 5-8
- Luck
- +3.74
- Trades
- 3
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
3 earned · 11 still out of reach.
☠ Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
☠ Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🏆 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Yo-Yo
1 tier moves — joint most in the league
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
0 relegations
🔒 Basement Dweller
0 wooden spoons
🔒 Trade Addict
3 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating 3.74
🔒 Ironman
5 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2025LeFridge▲ promoted into Championship T28-6 · 2,451 pts · finished 66
- 2024MyBallZachErtz - EwanAlliance T38-6 · 2,550 pts · Runner-up2
- 2023MyBallZachErtz - EwanAlliance T38-6 · 2,697 pts · finished 55
- 2022My Ball Zach ErtzChampionship T26-8 · 2,096 pts · finished 1212
- 2021My Ball Zach ErtzChampionship T26-8 · 1,844 pts · finished 1414
Honours
2024 Alliance
Runner-up
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
D
2021 with Lloyd Phillips
Gave Calvin Ridley (WR) · Got Damien Harris (RB); Henry Ruggs III (WR)
Rough. Very rough.
Best bit of business
C-
2025 with Jesse Robertson
Gave Malik Nabers · Got Courtland Sutton; Robert Spillane; Jordan Mason
Slightly fleeced.
- C-2025 Championship · W1 · with Jesse RobertsonGot Courtland Sutton; Robert Spillane; Jordan Mason · Gave Malik NabersSlightly fleeced.
- C-2023 Alliance · W9 · with Fraser ReidGot Javonte Williams · Gave Kenneth WalkerSlightly fleeced.
- D2021 Championship · W4 · with Lloyd PhillipsGot Damien Harris (RB); Henry Ruggs III (WR) · Gave Calvin Ridley (WR)Rough. Very rough.
Head to head
- Nick Barrett3–6