2023–2025 · 3 seasons · 0 up / 0 down
Dave
“The Unlucky One”
Scores plenty. Wins nothing. Complains loudly.
Teams: Safety in Numbers · Safety in Numbers - Dave
Scouting report
Dave has played 3 seasons for a 18-24 record and precisely nothing to show anyone.
Dished out the biggest hiding in league history to Dan in 2023. Nobody has been allowed to forget it.
Best week ever: 289.03 in 2023, still the screenshot in the highlight folder.
Dead last in 2024. Not a slump, a tradition.
A luck rating of -4.82. The schedule has personally wronged him and he has the graphs.
Graded F: the 2024 swap with Jonathan Turner. Some things you don't come back from.
Auto-generated from real numbers. Take it up with the spreadsheet.
- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 18-24
- Win %
- 43%
- PPG
- 184.1
- Playoffs
- 5-1
- Luck
- -4.82
- Trades
- 7
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
1 earned · 13 still out of reach.
☠ Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
🔒 Yo-Yo
0 tier moves — joint most in the league
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
0 relegations
🔒 Basement Dweller
1 wooden spoon
🔒 Trade Addict
7 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating -4.82
🔒 Ironman
3 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Biggest hiding handed out
2023 W17 vs Dan
+194.79 (289.03–94.24)
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2025Safety in Numbers - DaveAlliance T37-7 · 2,384 pts · finished 1111
- 2024Safety in Numbers - DaveAlliance T36-8 · 2,666 pts · finished 12 · wooden spoon12
- 2023Safety in NumbersAlliance T35-9 · 2,683 pts · finished 1010
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
F
2024 with Jonathan Turner
Gave Jonathon Brooks · Got Jakobi Meyers
Hall of shame material.
Best bit of business
C-
2023 with Xar Finch
Gave Patrick Mahomes · Got DJ Moore
Slightly fleeced.
- D2025 Alliance · W7 · with GordonGot Terry McLaurin · Gave Jordan Whittington; Mason TaylorRough. Very rough.
- D2025 Alliance · W10 · with GordonGot Saquon Barkley · Gave Rachaad White; Trey BensonRough. Very rough.
- F2024 Alliance · W5 · with GordonGot Patrick Mahomes; Josh Jacobs · Gave Geno Smith; Javonte WilliamsHall of shame material.
- F2024 Alliance · W11 · with Jonathan TurnerGot Jakobi Meyers · Gave Jonathon BrooksHall of shame material.
- C-2023 Alliance · W10 · with Xar FinchGot DJ Moore · Gave Patrick MahomesSlightly fleeced.
- D2023 Alliance · W13 · with Aaron MitchellGot Cade Otton; Jerome Ford · Gave Austin EkelerRough. Very rough.
- D2023 Alliance · W17 · with Aaron MitchellGot Tom Brady · Gave 1 FAABRough. Very rough.