2022–2025 · 4 seasons · 1 up / 1 down
Chris Seibt
“The Bridesmaid”
Perpetual runner-up, permanent grievance.
Teams: Hawk Tua - Chris · MessiInMiami · Sea mammal · Waddle Waller do? - Chris
Scouting report
A 28-28 career and not one piece of silverware in 4 attempts.
1 wooden spoon — 2022 — and no apparent embarrassment about any of them.
1 trip through the drop zone and promoted 1. The commissioner keeps the paperwork on file.
Did fleece Gordon in 2023, so the career isn't a total write-off.
The 2022 deal with Lucas Horton — gave up Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Austin Ekeler (RB) — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.
Second place 1 time: close enough to smell the trophy polish, never close enough to leave fingerprints.
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- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 28-28
- Win %
- 50%
- PPG
- 181.0
- Playoffs
- 4-5
- Luck
- -1.33
- Trades
- 25
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
2 earned · 12 still out of reach.
☠ Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
☠ Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Yo-Yo
2 tier moves — joint most in the league
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
1 relegation
🔒 Basement Dweller
1 wooden spoon
🔒 Trade Addict
25 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating -1.33
🔒 Ironman
4 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2025Waddle Waller do? - ChrisChampionship T25-9 · 2,345 pts · finished 10 · relegation earned10
- 2024Hawk Tua - Chris▲ promoted into Championship T27-7 · 2,546 pts · finished 55
- 2023MessiInMiamiAlliance T39-5 · 3,030 pts · Runner-up2
- 2022Sea mammalChampionship T27-7 · 2,216 pts · finished 16 · wooden spoon16
Honours
2023 Alliance
Runner-up
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
F
2022 with Lucas Horton
Gave Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Austin Ekeler (RB) · Got Irv Smith (TE); Justin Jefferson (WR)
Hall of shame material.
Best bit of business
A
2023 with Gordon
Gave Raheem Mostert · Got Jaylen Waddle
Highway robbery.
- D2025 Championship · W1 · with Simon BarnesGot Jerry Jeudy · Gave Rhamondre Stevenson; Romeo DoubsRough. Very rough.
- F2025 Championship · W1 · with Lucas HortonGot Jaylen Waddle · Gave Tony PollardHall of shame material.
- F2025 Championship · W1 · with Lucas HortonGot 10 FAAB · Gave Justin FieldsHall of shame material.
- C-2025 Championship · W8 · with Silvan RoschGot Jauan Jennings; Chris Olave · Gave Alex Anzalone; Kenneth WalkerSlightly fleeced.
- D2025 Championship · W9 · with Lucas HortonGot Deebo Samuel; Xavier Worthy; TreVeyon Henderson · Gave Wan'Dale Robinson; Jahmyr GibbsRough. Very rough.
- B2024 Championship · W1 · with Max SnowdenGot Brandon Aiyuk · Gave George PickensSolid bit of business.
- B-2024 Championship · W3 · with Michael JenkinsGot Brock Purdy; Jaylen Wright · Gave Derek Carr; Tank BigsbyMarginal win.
- B2024 Championship · W3 · with Lucas HortonGot Jahmyr Gibbs; Jayden Daniels · Gave De'Von Achane; Rashee RiceSolid bit of business.
- B2024 Championship · W4 · with Lucas HortonGot Quentin Johnston · Gave Jaylen WrightSolid bit of business.
- D2024 Championship · W4 · with Andreas CooperGot Rome Odunze · Gave Jauan Jennings; Justin FieldsRough. Very rough.
- C-2024 Championship · W5 · with John ParkerGot Travis Kelce; Bucky Irving · Gave Brandon Aiyuk; Brian BranchSlightly fleeced.
- B2024 Championship · W10 · with Max SnowdenGot Cooper Kupp · Gave David MontgomerySolid bit of business.
- B-2024 Championship · W11 · with Jeremy BorlandGot Deebo Samuel; Jeremy Chinn · Gave Austin Ekeler; Jerry Jeudy; Tucker KraftMarginal win.
- B2023 Alliance · W2 · with Fraser ReidGot Raheem Mostert; Skyy Moore · Gave Najee HarrisSolid bit of business.
- A2023 Alliance · W5 · with GordonGot Jaylen Waddle · Gave Raheem MostertHighway robbery.
- A-2023 Alliance · W7 · with Xar FinchGot George Kittle; 8 FAAB · Gave AJ Dillon; Greg RousseauWon it comfortably.
- A-2023 Alliance · W13 · with GordonGot Cameron Heyward; Mike Evans · Gave Gabe Davis; Jaylen Waddle; Brock PurdyWon it comfortably.
- F2022 Championship · W5 · with Lucas HortonGot Irv Smith (TE); Justin Jefferson (WR) · Gave Curtis Samuel (WR); George Kittle (TE); Austin Ekeler (RB)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W7 · with Jase StewartGot Odell Beckham Jr. (WR); Dalvin Cook (RB); Nick Bolton (LB) · Gave Devin Singletary (RB); Darius Harris (LB); Justin Jefferson (WR)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W8 · with Jase StewartGot Mike Gesicki (TE) · Gave Irv Smith (TE)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W8 · with Jase StewartGot Daniel Jones (QB) · Gave Andy Dalton (QB); Markus Golden (DL)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W9 · with Lucas HortonGot Jared Goff (QB); Leonard Fournette (RB); Austin Ekeler (RB); Romeo Doubs (WR) · Gave Tyreek Hill (WR); Dalvin Cook (RB); Patrick Mahomes (QB)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W11 · with John ParkerGot Mike Evans (WR); Justin Fields (QB) · Gave Alex Highsmith (DL); Jaylen Waddle (WR)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W11 · with Jase StewartGot Robert Tonyan (TE) · Gave Austin Hooper (TE)Hall of shame material.
- F2022 Championship · W14 · with Blake HansenGot Adam Thielen (WR); Bradley Chubb (LB) · Gave Mike Evans (WR)Hall of shame material.