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2023–2025 · 3 seasons · 0 up / 2 down

Bryan

“The Trapdoor”

Gravity always wins.

Teams: Catalina Wine Mixer · Swifties · beachmasterBryan

Scouting report

Career line: 17-25. Career honours: a firm handshake and a group chat mute.

Relegated 2 times — the pyramid treats him like a lift with a stuck button.

Once lost to Cam by 136 (260.66–124.18). A lineup submitted in bad faith.

Graded D: the 2024 swap with Simon Barnes. Some things you don't come back from.

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Titles
0
Record
17-25
Win %
40%
PPG
165.1
Playoffs
3-4
Luck
+0.91
Trades
4

Trophy cabinet & rap sheet

2 earned · 12 still out of reach.

☠ Trapdoor Specialist

2 relegations

☠ Glass Cannon

Big points, no trophy

🔒 Ring Owner

0 titles

🔒 Dynasty

Three or more titles

🔒 Bridesmaid

Runner-up, never champion

🔒 Yo-Yo

2 tier moves — joint most in the league

🔒 Basement Dweller

0 wooden spoons

🔒 Trade Addict

4 trades — league leader

🔒 The Ghost

Career-low waiver activity

🔒 Unluckiest

Luck rating 0.91

🔒 Ironman

3 straight seasons

🔒 One-Hit Wonder

Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium

🔒 Only Way Is Up

Promoted without ever being relegated

🔒 Veto Victim

0 trades struck down

Nemesis & bunny

Worst beating taken

2023 W13 vs Cam

−136.48 (260.66–124.18)

Career shape

The climb

Tier by season

Higher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.

Points per game

You vs the league

Gold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.

Wins by season

Regular season

Gold wins, muted losses.

Season by season

  1. 2025SwiftiesChampionship T27-7 · 2,262 pts · finished 11 · relegation earned11
  2. 2024beachmasterBryan▼ relegated into Championship T26-8 · 2,353 pts · finished 1010
  3. 2023Catalina Wine MixerPremiership T14-10 · 2,319 pts · finished 77

Trade ledger, graded

Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.

Hall of shame — worst deal

D

2024 with Simon Barnes

Gave Khalil Shakir; Chase Brown · Got CeeDee Lamb; DeMario Douglas

Rough. Very rough.

Best bit of business

B

2023 with Silvan Rosch

Gave Javonte Williams · Got Tyler Lockett; Tee Higgins

Solid bit of business.

  1. C-2024 Championship · W1 · with Fraser ReidGot Chris Godwin; 20 FAAB · Gave Zack MossSlightly fleeced.
  2. D2024 Championship · W11 · with Simon BarnesGot CeeDee Lamb; DeMario Douglas · Gave Khalil Shakir; Chase BrownRough. Very rough.
  3. C-2023 Premiership · W2 · with Caleb LoveGot Christian Kirk · Gave Patrick Queen; Drake LondonSlightly fleeced.
  4. B2023 Premiership · W12 · with Silvan RoschGot Tyler Lockett; Tee Higgins · Gave Javonte WilliamsSolid bit of business.

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