2023–2025 · 3 seasons · 2 up / 1 down
Aaron Mitchell
“The Yo-Yo”
Uses the pyramid like a bouncy castle.
Teams: Collins-oscopy - Aaron · Hall Pass - Aaron · The Hurts Locker
Scouting report
3 seasons of 23-19 football, all of it entirely unrewarded.
The 2025 deal with Blake Hansen — gave up Trey McBride; Bijan Robinson — remains legally admissible evidence of poor judgement.
1 relegation and promoted 2. Knows every tier's WiFi password.
A luck rating of -3.18. The schedule has personally wronged him and he has the graphs.
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- Titles
- 0
- Record
- 23-19
- Win %
- 55%
- PPG
- 195.2
- Playoffs
- 4-4
- Luck
- -3.18
- Trades
- 6
Trophy cabinet & rap sheet
2 earned · 12 still out of reach.
☠ Yo-Yo
3 tier moves — joint most in the league
☠ Glass Cannon
Big points, no trophy
🔒 Ring Owner
0 titles
🔒 Dynasty
Three or more titles
🔒 Bridesmaid
Runner-up, never champion
🔒 Trapdoor Specialist
1 relegation
🔒 Basement Dweller
0 wooden spoons
🔒 Trade Addict
6 trades — league leader
🔒 The Ghost
Career-low waiver activity
🔒 Unluckiest
Luck rating -3.18
🔒 Ironman
3 straight seasons
🔒 One-Hit Wonder
Exactly one title, nothing else on the podium
🔒 Only Way Is Up
Promoted without ever being relegated
🔒 Veto Victim
0 trades struck down
Nemesis & bunny
Career shape
The climb
Tier by seasonHigher is a higher tier — promotions up, relegations down.
Points per game
You vs the leagueGold is this manager; teal is the league average that season.
Wins by season
Regular seasonGold wins, muted losses.
Season by season
- 2025Collins-oscopy - Aaron▲ promoted into Premiership T17-7 · 2,491 pts · finished 11 · relegation earned11
- 2024Hall Pass - Aaron▲ promoted into Championship T28-6 · 2,823 pts · Third3
- 2023The Hurts LockerAlliance T38-6 · 2,884 pts · finished 44
Honours
2024 Championship
Third
Trade ledger, graded
Grades come from asset volume, premium positions and how the season actually went afterwards. Entirely unofficial, completely binding.
Hall of shame — worst deal
D
2025 with Blake Hansen
Gave Trey McBride; Bijan Robinson · Got Davante Adams; Jaylen Waddle; Kyren Williams
Rough. Very rough.
Best bit of business
B
2023 with Dave
Gave Tom Brady · Got 1 FAAB
Solid bit of business.
- D2025 Premiership · W12 · with Blake HansenGot Davante Adams; Jaylen Waddle; Kyren Williams · Gave Trey McBride; Bijan RobinsonRough. Very rough.
- B-2024 Championship · W4 · with Fraser ReidGot Joe Mixon · Gave Jakobi Meyers; D'Andre SwiftMarginal win.
- B2023 Alliance · W13 · with DaveGot Austin Ekeler · Gave Cade Otton; Jerome FordSolid bit of business.
- B-2023 Alliance · W14 · with Jacob AlsweilerGot Brandon Aiyuk; Bijan Robinson · Gave Derrick Henry; Puka NacuaMarginal win.
- B-2023 Alliance · W15 · with Jacob AlsweilerGot Derrick Henry; Puka Nacua · Gave Brandon Aiyuk; Bijan RobinsonMarginal win.
- B2023 Alliance · W17 · with DaveGot 1 FAAB · Gave Tom BradySolid bit of business.